You're Welcome Too

Me: Hi.

Dining Hall Lady: Hi, how are you?

Me: Good. How about you?

Dining Hall Lady: You're welcome.

Me: ...thanks?

Darkness

last night, i dropped my glasses, but my roommate was sleeping.

and i couldnt find them.

cause it was dark.

and i wasnt wearing my glasses.

Classic Umbrella

so since its raining out today, im using my umbrella (crazy, i know!)

but one time, when it was raining, i was using my umbrella on my walk back to my dorm from class. my umbrella is super cool cause it has this button that you press and it opens, and then you press it again and the top fan-part thingy closes and you can push it down again and store it in a nice fun place.

so, i was walking back, and i was holding the umbrella super close to my head cause it was raining and i was cold. and i accidentally pressed the button again.

and closed the umbrella directly on my face.

but there were people walking behind me, so i didnt want to reopen it cause then it would look like i did it by accident (which i did...) and that would look silly.

however, i was only halfway to my dorm. and it was still raining. and that person was still walking behind me.

so i walked the rest of the way back to my dorm in the rain.. holding my folded up umbrella in my hand.

but at least i had my dignity?

Dozing

so today in comp i was falling asleep. but i was in that state of sleep where my "dreams" are so realistic that i think they're happening but its nothing really exciting.

in this particular instance, i dreamt that the two guys sitting behind me were discussing pineapples and frisbee and i wanted to interject, since i clearly was an expert on both of these things (especially pineapple).

and as i started to turn around, i realized that this was, in fact, not a real conversation that was happening at this moment in time.

so i turned my half-turning around into a neck stretch, subtly.

(fun fact: their conversation actually turned out to be that one guy was talking to the other about his girlfriend. and i quote "sometimes we go out and im like we should dance, but she doesnt really like dancing, and sometimes im ok with it but i was just like seriously? you just need to man up and dance cause everyone else is doing it." ohhh, i will man up and dance, thankyouverymuch)

Reaction Time

in the airport, i was eating some chips and i dropped the bag.

but it was empty so it floated, and as i attempted to catch it, i hit it about 10 times without success and finally dropped it directly in front of some guy sitting alone who had just watched me fumble with this empty chip bag for about a full minute.

so many weird looks...

Wet Hands

at Centex, i went to the bathroom and accidentally left my phone in the stall. as i was washing my hands, the girl who had just gone in was like "hey i think you left your phone in here."

but my hands were wet, so i didnt know what to do.

so i decided that holding it in my mouth would be the logical thing to do, so i awkwardly took my phone from her hand with my teeth as a whole line of people waiting watched.

then i left the bathroom laughing and looked even crazier.

Cheerios

so the other day, i was running late for recitation in the morning so i decided to bring my breakfast with me. thus, i had a bag of apple cinnamon cheerios with me. i was eating them in class, but i dropped a few of them, which was sad.

when i dropped them, the girl sitting next to me kinda looked at me but i kind of ignored it. but then i dropped one in between my shoe and my sock.

not wanting to waste it, since i had already dropped so many on the floor, i ate it.

and she gave me a very weird look.