so the other night i went with my friend to go get a bagel for dinner at alpine, and i was in line next to this girl who sounded like she hadn't quite grasped the whole idea of how sandwiches and sandwich parts go together...
man behind counter: so, would you like any onions on this?
girl: ummmm.. yeah. one.
man behind counter: ....like one slice? ...or like one onion ring?
at this point i have to take a step back so this girl cant see my reaction and i stop listening for fear of laughing too loudly directly in this girls face.
secretly i was hoping he would just put an entire, uncut onion in the middle of this sandwich and give it to her, but i suppose customer service is important if you want to keep your job or something...
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