Classic: Bed Posts

so one day, im napping in the room with the door open a crack and the lights off in the middle of the afternoon.

and from outside i hear someone shout "housseeeekeeeeeping" in a super duper southern old man sort of accent. so i of course am just like haha someones trying to annoy their friend or something so theyre pretending to be housekeeping.. great, ill just keep napping.

but then it gets louder and i hear, in the same accent, someone shout "bed posts!!" (which sounds like beeeh  pos) and i start to wonder what direction exactly this prank is going...

however, at this point, my dorm room door opens and two huge dudes with beards and torn jeans and such walk into my room. i kinda freak out a little since i was sleeping and not expecting anyone to come into the room and i have no idea who these people are at all. i also dont have my glasses on so i cant tell if i know them and im still half asleep and there are two strange guys in my room, so i just sorta of stare at them weirdly as they stand in the doorway.

after a moment of staring at each other, one of the guys said "i have your bed posts"

i didnt really know what to say, since my bed seemed to have all the bed posts it needed i just sort of agreed to the statement and stared, still trying to decide if this was some weird joke from two people who had walked into the wrong room by accident.

at which point, my roommate finally came into the room and took the bed posts from outside the door, and reminded me that at the beginning of the year we had asked for new bed posts, which i clearly had forgotten.

and then i felt kinda bad for staring at them so uncomfortably, even though they were bringing our room the bed posts it had requested..ha, good joke wit ma beeeh pos housekeepin' !