Brunch

so my family went out to brunch today since it was my mom's birthday (huzzzah) and my dad wanted to know if they punched parking tickets...

dad: excuse me, do you punch parking tickets?

waitress lady: *look of disdain and annoyance* um. no.

dad: ok.

waitress lady walks away.

(unbeknownst to me waitress lady walks back)

me: nope, but i can punch you in the face!

(waitress lady hears me and glances as she walks by)

me: oops...