You're Welcome Too

Me: Hi.

Dining Hall Lady: Hi, how are you?

Me: Good. How about you?

Dining Hall Lady: You're welcome.

Me: ...thanks?

Darkness

last night, i dropped my glasses, but my roommate was sleeping.

and i couldnt find them.

cause it was dark.

and i wasnt wearing my glasses.

Classic Umbrella

so since its raining out today, im using my umbrella (crazy, i know!)

but one time, when it was raining, i was using my umbrella on my walk back to my dorm from class. my umbrella is super cool cause it has this button that you press and it opens, and then you press it again and the top fan-part thingy closes and you can push it down again and store it in a nice fun place.

so, i was walking back, and i was holding the umbrella super close to my head cause it was raining and i was cold. and i accidentally pressed the button again.

and closed the umbrella directly on my face.

but there were people walking behind me, so i didnt want to reopen it cause then it would look like i did it by accident (which i did...) and that would look silly.

however, i was only halfway to my dorm. and it was still raining. and that person was still walking behind me.

so i walked the rest of the way back to my dorm in the rain.. holding my folded up umbrella in my hand.

but at least i had my dignity?

Dozing

so today in comp i was falling asleep. but i was in that state of sleep where my "dreams" are so realistic that i think they're happening but its nothing really exciting.

in this particular instance, i dreamt that the two guys sitting behind me were discussing pineapples and frisbee and i wanted to interject, since i clearly was an expert on both of these things (especially pineapple).

and as i started to turn around, i realized that this was, in fact, not a real conversation that was happening at this moment in time.

so i turned my half-turning around into a neck stretch, subtly.

(fun fact: their conversation actually turned out to be that one guy was talking to the other about his girlfriend. and i quote "sometimes we go out and im like we should dance, but she doesnt really like dancing, and sometimes im ok with it but i was just like seriously? you just need to man up and dance cause everyone else is doing it." ohhh, i will man up and dance, thankyouverymuch)

Reaction Time

in the airport, i was eating some chips and i dropped the bag.

but it was empty so it floated, and as i attempted to catch it, i hit it about 10 times without success and finally dropped it directly in front of some guy sitting alone who had just watched me fumble with this empty chip bag for about a full minute.

so many weird looks...

Wet Hands

at Centex, i went to the bathroom and accidentally left my phone in the stall. as i was washing my hands, the girl who had just gone in was like "hey i think you left your phone in here."

but my hands were wet, so i didnt know what to do.

so i decided that holding it in my mouth would be the logical thing to do, so i awkwardly took my phone from her hand with my teeth as a whole line of people waiting watched.

then i left the bathroom laughing and looked even crazier.

Cheerios

so the other day, i was running late for recitation in the morning so i decided to bring my breakfast with me. thus, i had a bag of apple cinnamon cheerios with me. i was eating them in class, but i dropped a few of them, which was sad.

when i dropped them, the girl sitting next to me kinda looked at me but i kind of ignored it. but then i dropped one in between my shoe and my sock.

not wanting to waste it, since i had already dropped so many on the floor, i ate it.

and she gave me a very weird look.

Lock That Car

so my friend and i were walking along the sidewalk on stadium drive and some girl has just parked her car. and we are just walking and talking, and as soon as we get directly in front of her car, she locks it, and it beeps. twice. as we are directly in front of it.

and we both sort of jump and start laughing.
and she apologizes.

poor timing...

Spring

good thing its so nice outside that when i trip on the uneven bricks walking to class, everyone sitting on the quad can watch and laugh.

Indoor Soccer

so during indoor soccer i was going to use the wall to pass it back to someone behind me, so i kicked it really hard against the wall, and it ricocheted off the wall directly at stomach height.

so naturally i shouted and stuck out my stomach towards the ball so that i would be able to trap it, but this looked so silly that i ended up laughing to myself a lot.

so im just giggling and playing defense on this random girl, who shockingly gets by me and my laughing fit.

Tours in the Union

so today i was sitting in the cabaret area in the union by myself just hangin out when a whole tour group of people walks in. so naturally all the parents and kids are staring at me sitting, alone, in the cabaret just looking at my computer.

and the tour guide is talking "this is a good place to just eat or hang out and to study. its generally pretty quiet so you can get a lot of work done"

and the whole tour group looks at me.

so i pause my "work" of watching the trailer for the 4th pirates of Caribbean and awkwardly wait for them to leave so i can listen to the rest of my video.

Kremlin

So in recitation, my TA couldn't figure out how to work the board, so finally after like 20 mins of not being able to figure it out, he told the told the other TA "to call the Kremlin."

and our class is kinda like whaaaat? so we're kinda chuckling, and he's like "you know, like the Kremlin, cause the phones red!"

and we still are kinda like whaat is he talking about?? so we laugh harder.

so since we're laughing, hes all like "im glad im not alone in this joke" so we all laugh really hard cause hes still very much alone.

i dont like class

Window Seat

so in one of my recitations today i sat in front of the window. and this guy sitting directly across the room from me started staring out the window and sort of zoned out.

except since i was in front of the window, he was just starting directly at me. and i was kinda sleepy so i kept sort of falling asleep and id wake up and hed still be staring at me. this went on for about 20 minutes, and then he snapped out of it and asked about mormon mission trips.

so all was well.

Frisbee

so today i was throwing on the quad, and i went to throw a long one, but the wind caught it and it flew towards these people who were sitting down.

and i sort of hit this lady. and she was holding a baby.

so i felt kinda bad about that.

Hell-oh wait you dont know me..

so there was this dude in my c-tops group. and he was in my psych class last semester.

he does not know me. but i passed him today and i almost waved and said hi, but then i remembered that, still, he does not know me.

so i did not do that.

All the Days!

So, the other day i was walking from class with my friend.
Eventually, i had to go one way, and she had to go the other, so as we split and started to walk separate ways she said something along the lines of "go have fun programming computers!"
so naturally (in my mind, anyway), i wanted to respond with something along the lines of "all day, every day!"

however, somehow i got confused between "all day, every day" and "all day long" so i ended up just saying "all the days!"
which ended awkwardly. with her kind of looking at me funny in silence for a moment until i was just like "bye!" and waved and walked away.
not only this, but i sort of stuttered while saying "all the days" since about halfway through i realized that was wrong, but it was too late to stop now, so it came out as "all the...d-days" and i said it pretty loud since we were walking away from each other.

so that went well.

Fun Times

Yep, this is happening.