Running Into People

so i saw one of my friends the other day who i hadnt seen in a while (like pretty much a whole year). so we were just talking and such and then i had to leave, but similiar to most times, i forget normal things like "glad i ran into you" or "nice seeing you again," so i ended up saying "im happy i had to run into you."

and then we walked away. and it was awkward.

Study Windows

last night i was studying in the union, in a hallway in front of a large window with a few friends.

and some guy in his pajamas rides by super slow, texting, on a bike a little too small for him. so naturally i start laughing, and in order to point out this great happening to my study friends i point at him through the window and keep laughing.

however, he decides to look back at this moment, as i am pointing directly at him and laughing hysterically.

we made eye contact and i stopped pointing, and he gave me a mean look and biked away really slowly.

but it took me a while to stop laughing.

Outlets In Floors

I have tripped over 2 cords plugged into floors in 2 libraries in 2 days.

good thing its always so quiet in libraries so that when i make "oh my goodness what did i just trip over" sounds and stumble, everyone can hear and see this very clearly.

Dining Hall Chairs

so my friend and i were sitting at a table in the dining hall, and behind us was a table of three people.

and at some point while we're eating, these three people leave, and 2 girls come and sit down there.

and we get up to go get some more food, and when we come back there is an extra chair at our table, and the table behind us has only 2 chairs.

so doing the difficult math of 3-1=2 and 2+1=3, i figure that these 2 girls just decided that they didnt want an extra chair and decided to just put it at our table. luckily, they were in earshot to hear our whole conversation about where the chair had come from, that it had very obviously come from their table, and they were probably really weird.

awesome..

Starbucks Door Holding

so a few of my friends and i were in starbucks and were on our way out. at the same time that the three of us were on one side of the glass door, a guy was trying to get into starbucks on the other side of the door.

so he opens it as we go to push it, and holds it for us. but none of us move to go through the door first for a few seconds, so he asks "going out?"

to which we all sort of nod noncommittally, and he stares at us weirdly. and then finally we figure out how we are leaving, and as im the last one out i say "thanks" and he was just like "yes."

and then we sat in our car and mapquested directions to where we were going and he left and walked by our car and we made even more awkward eye contact.

Dean Dome Directions

so i was walking down stadium drive the other day on my way back to my dorm, and i was kinda zoning out, but this car with a pre-teenage girl and her dad pulls into a parking spot in front of me.

and the girl gets my attention, so i stop. and she pulls out a piece of paper and asks me how to get to the "Jea-Dean Smith Basketball Arena"

and it takes me a moment to realize what shes talking about, so i just kinda stare at her and her dad for a moment.

and then i asked if she meant the Dean Dome, to which she said that she did, in fact mean the Dean Dome.

however, zoned out me forgets where this is in relation to where I am at the moment. so i stare at the two of them for just long enough for all three of us to feel uncomfortable.

finally i remember how to direct them to get there from stadium, and i tell them to just go down the road and turn right and such.

and the dad asks if they can walk there, so naturally, being on campus without a car, i think this is a silly question-of course you CAN walk anywhere, silly, so i say yes.

but then he asks me how long it would take them, and having no concept of time or how long things take  im like i dont know, maybe like 10 or 20 minutes, which to some people is kind of a big difference, apparently.

so with that, i seem to have finished answering their questions, and they thank me, although they now look a little overwhelmed.

and as i walk away i hear the dad say "we should ask someone else"

yep.. its cool, ive only lived here for 18 and a half years so yeah, you should ask someone normal who will give you better directions.

Geology Giggling

precursor: a few weeks ago, my friend and i got in trouble for laughing in class. and our teacher was super self-conscious it seemed, cause he was only concerned with making sure we weren't laughing at him rather than the fact that we weren't paying attention..

anyway...

the other day we had a little writing assignment at the end of class that was due. our classroom is designed where there are 3 rows of tables and the projector/teacher are in front of the first row.

so i get up to turn in my paper, from the right side of the second row. and since the teacher was standing on the left front side of the room, i start to walk around this long row of tables to left, and as im mostly there, he starts to walk back towards the right.

so i stop and sort of start to shuffle to the right, but then he turns back so i shuffle back left, and kinda flail my paper in his general direction so he'll stop moving and i can take the slowest path to him.

this image cracks me up a bit, so i start chuckling to myself, which catches his attention and he finally stops.

and as i hand him my paper hes like "why are you laughing? are you laughing at the paper topic? are you laughing at me? whats so funny?"

overwhelmed by the questions and the fact that i recently got in trouble i start to talk really fast and get all embarrassed and deny everything like "no, no no!! i was just trying to turn in my paper and you were going one way and i was going the other and then you turned and i turned but then you came back and i just wanted to walk this way but you were walking the other way and so then i just thought it was funny..."

and after i mumbled my way through this super speedily, he just stared at me for a little bit, and the 6 or 7 people still in the classroom stare at both of us.

so i just said "bye have a good day" and left very quickly.